If websites posted personal ads, would they look like this?

Discreet, unassuming guy seeks multiple friends.  Looking for friendship, a relationship, dating and networking.  Likes movies (which Harry Potter character are you? I’m Lucius Malfoy), board games (especially Scrabble) and looking at people’s photos.  Currently nursing a sore, overworked index finger.

Mildly scizophrenic playboy seeks knowledge-hungry companion.  I will try to answer any question you throw at me.  Are you feeling lucky?

@girlofmydreams I enjoy a fast-paced life & hope u do 2. Fast talker, always flitting from thing to thing. Follow me for a good time

You’ll know me when you see me because I like bright colours and loud, unknown music, and if you do too then I’m the girl for you.  I’ll talk to anyone, even if I don’t know them lol.  I have 8,274 friends :)-

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