Christmas always sneaks up on me.  Only this year it not only snuck up on me, it also jumped out from behind a tree, forced me to the ground and jumped all over me until its bootprint was permanently rendered onto my face.  Now that the panic attacks have subsided  I’m getting into the Christmas spirit - the decorations are up, we’ve spent a ridiculous amount of money on party food for when we have the family over, and (some) presents have been wrapped (not by me though - I only wrap neatly when I take me time, but these presents are for this Christmas, not the next).

I’ve noticed that radio stations and music TV are already playing those “festive” Christmas songs that we hate to love, including a countdown of the last 20 years’ Christmas Number Ones.  This got me thinking - I wonder what songs have slipped into obscurity just because they didn’t make the top slot, and what aural monstrosity beat it back into second place.  Therefore, please find below the greatest Christmas Number Two Songs That Should Have Been Number Ones (in chronological order).

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